1. Guardians of the samsung™ galaxy

    (Source: suctioning, via d0nn0)


  2. Anonymous said: How do you know English?


    English and I met at a party a few weeks ago


  5. railroadsoftware:

    person: so what have you been up to
    me: (speaking very humble) well, I just got some new carpet.. it’s plush…
    person: (trying not to sound envious) pl… plush? wow. I hear thats the nicest of all carpets
    me: oh it’s nothing..

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  6. spaghettiseven:

    flies to 3 different countries in 3 mins

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  7. laughhard:

    I never noticed this.

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  8. betterthankanyebitch:


    Iggy Azalea and canned whole chicken

    S T OP

    (via officialwhitegirls)

  9. gangtheway:

    tag your fucking spoilers

    (Source: thewhatever, via teenscoolest)

  10. quietcharms:

    whoa! i totally did a double-take

    (via sippingstarsinamsterdam)

    Tagged #cool