1. tastefullyoffensive:

    "I nominate Mona Lisa and the Girl with the Pearl Earring." [via]

    (via sippingstarsinamsterdam)


  2. kurgs:



    what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

    one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

    #i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

    (via fuglypudding)


  3. Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns


  4. mokou:

    if you follow me on tumblr and like my posts a lot i probably have fondly memorized your username and consider you a pal

    (Source: foodstain, via chubbyspaceprince)


  5. valleyofdestruction:


    dropped my scrabble game on the sidewalk

    What’s the word on the street?

    (via fullmetalkingdomstuck)


  6. gr0sse:

    KIDS REACT TO existentialism and the inevitability of death

    (via fullmetalkingdomstuck)


  8. dorkball-mcgee:


    Why did Stan Lee make a cameo in The Princess Diaries 2? Was this foreshadowing Disney buying Marvel? Is Princess Mia going to be an Avenger? So many questions


    In case you though I was joking

    (via sippingstarsinamsterdam)

  9. (Source: fyspringfield, via shouldnt)


  10. guy:

    dinosaurs didn’t follow my blog and now they’re extinct

    coincidence??? i think not

    (Source: guy, via twinking)