1. Guardians of the samsung™ galaxy

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  2. Anonymous said: How do you know English?

    perks-of-being-chinese:

    English and I met at a party a few weeks ago

     
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  5. railroadsoftware:

    person: so what have you been up to
    me: (speaking very humble) well, I just got some new carpet.. it’s plush…
    person: (trying not to sound envious) pl… plush? wow. I hear thats the nicest of all carpets
    me: oh it’s nothing..

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  6. spaghettiseven:

    flies to 3 different countries in 3 mins

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  7. laughhard:

    I never noticed this.

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  8. betterthankanyebitch:

    foodthatlookslikeiggyazalea:

    Iggy Azalea and canned whole chicken

    S T OP

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  9. gangtheway:

    tag your fucking spoilers

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  10. quietcharms:

    whoa! i totally did a double-take

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    Tagged #cool